Total Medals Earned: 688 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,535 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/500 points)
Kill the victims in all 9 different ways.
Kill the criminal with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Manipulate card.
Kill the criminal with the Possession card.
Kill the couple with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Manipulate Card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Summon card.
Kill the couple with the Summon card.
Kill all your victims with the Summon card.
Kill the criminal with the Summon card.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill all your victims with the Manipulate card.
Kill all your victims with the Possession card.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (255/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (125/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
All upgrades purchased
Game completed
Game completed - hardcore mode
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/355 points)
Beat 5 levels.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 15 levels.
Beat 20 levels.
Open 20 chests.
Beat 25 levels.
Beat 30 levels.
Beat 35 levels.
Beat the game.
Open all 40 chests.
Medals Earned: 19/32 (190/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.